In honor of Dr. Seus' birthday, I shall make another blog posting.
Here's one I wrote sitting at a baby shower. I was supposed to write something nice to the mother, but since I am not one myself, I didn't feel like I had much to offer besides my twisted sense of humor. I omitted their names just in case they might be embarrassed. :)
(Hubby's Name) and (Wifey's Name) fell in love,
then they were given a gift from above.
They have loved (child #1) the way parents do,
only (hubby) makes (wifey) change her when she smells like poo.
(He'll probably do the same with baby #2.)
So (wifey) this baby you are about to deliver,
and there is no doubt she will be so stinkin' cute,
but while you are pushing, be sure to say "excuse me" if you toot.
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